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求英语短笑话(配中文译文)

小学水平的至少3个
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A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically, she called to the father outside. "Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do ?" Yelled back the father ,"Keep feeding him nickels!" 母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去,她立刻将他抱起,头朝下不停地拍打他的后背,他咳出了两枚一角的硬币,她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道: “你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币,可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?“ 孩子他爸大声回答道:“再喂他几枚五分镍币!” Just Sew the Buttonhole Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole. 丈夫:你给我把扣子缝好了吗,亲爱的? 妻子:没有,亲爱的。我找不到扣子掸畅侧堆乇瞪岔缺唱画,所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap." 让座 小约翰告诉妈妈:“早上我和爸爸坐公车时,他让我给一位女士让座。” “好,你做得对。”妈妈说。 “但是,妈妈,我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。” Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 可能更糟 警察:当你的手表被抢的时候,你为什么不大声喊叫呢? 男士:如果我张嘴喊叫,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了! My Baby Swallowed a Bullet Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ? Doctor: "Don&#39......余下全文>>
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A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes.Frantically, she called to the father outside. "Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes!What shall I do ?" Yelled back the father ,"Keep feeding him nickels!" 母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去,她立刻将他抱起,头朝下不停地拍打他的后背,他咳出了两枚一角的硬币,她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道: “你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币,可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?“ 孩子他爸大声回答道:“再喂他几枚五分镍币!” Just Sew the Buttonhole Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling? Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole. 丈夫:你给我把扣子缝好了吗,亲爱的? 妻子:没有,亲爱的。我找不到扣子掸畅侧堆乇瞪岔缺唱画,所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." "Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap." 让座 小约翰告诉妈妈:“早上我和爸爸坐公车时,他让我给一位女士让座。” “好,你做得对。”妈妈说。 “但是,妈妈,我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上。” Be Much Worse Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 可能更糟 警察:当你的手表被抢的时候,你为什么不大声喊叫呢? 男士:如果我张嘴喊叫,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那样情况就更糟了! My Baby Swallowed a Bullet Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ? Doctor: "Don&#39......余下全文>>此问题暂时还没有其他网友的解答,但我们会不断更新,请留意!
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